100 reasons why are you still single! Part1


	100 reasons why are you still single! Part1

croxlol

9-8-2007 6:13 PM

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Part 1 of 100 reasons

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<TABLE width="489" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0"><TBODY><TR><TD width="259" valign="top" align="left"><P><DIV><SPAN class="redSlugInterior">1.</SPAN> Call <EM>Grey's Anatomy</EM> simply "Grey's"</DIV>
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        <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">2.</SPAN>Have entertained the notion that "the Axe 
Effect" is real </DIV>
        
<SPAN class="redSlugInterior">3.</SPAN>Own tie-dyed gym clothes
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4.</SPAN><DIV> Purchased your dining room set with Marlboro Miles</DIV>
        <BR /><DIV>
        <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">5.</SPAN> Are only gay when you're drunk</DIV>
        <BR /><DIV>
        <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">6.</SPAN> Have written poetry inside a Starbucks</DIV>
        <BR /><DIV>
        <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">7.</SPAN> Wink in a rakish manner each time you tell a joke</DIV>
        <BR /><DIV>
        <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">8.</SPAN> Have a ferret on your shoulder</DIV>
        <BR /><DIV>
        <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">9.</SPAN> Call sex "the squishy squish"</DIV>
        <BR /><DIV>
        <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">10.</SPAN> Are Courtney Love</DIV>
        <BR /><DIV>
        <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">11.</SPAN> Hug amusement park mascots</DIV>
        <BR /><DIV>
        <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">12.</SPAN> Address acquaintances as "guy"</DIV>
        <BR /><DIV>
        <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">13.</SPAN> 
Use emoticons in handwritten letters</DIV>
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        <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">14.</SPAN> 
Own a "It's Not Going to Suck Itself" T-shirt</DIV>
        <BR /><DIV>
        <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">15.</SPAN> Initiate line dances</DIV>
        <BR /><DIV>
        <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">16.</SPAN> 
Have only one pickup line: "Why the long face?"</DIV>
        <BR /><DIV>
        <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">17.</SPAN> Posed shirtless for your MySpace page</DIV>
        <BR /><DIV>
        <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">18.</SPAN> Can't stop missing Anna Nicole</DIV>
        <BR /><DIV>
        <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">19.</SPAN> 
Scream out <EM>Wheel of Fortune</EM> answers</DIV>
        <BR /><DIV>
        <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">20.</SPAN> Call your therapist from work on speakerphone</DIV>
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        <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">21.</SPAN> Won't travel anywhere out of "blading distance"</DIV>
        <BR /><DIV>
        <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">22.</SPAN> Sleep on WWF sheets</DIV>
        <BR /><DIV>
        <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">23.</SPAN> 
Begin stories with, "I'm not a stalker, but ..."</DIV>
        <BR /><DIV>
        <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">24.</SPAN> Snack on Bac-Os</DIV></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/8888B855-11CF-4811-9B6E-E512912834EF/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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