Ten Things That Sound Dirty At The Office....But Aren't


	Ten Things That Sound Dirty At The Office....But Aren't

skwirlinator

3-28-2007 3:16 PM

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3-29-2007 1:24 PM

bigshoulders

that's what she said! LOL.

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Ten Things That Sound Dirty At The Office....But Aren't
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<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> I need you to whip it out by 5!
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</P></LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> Mind if I use your laptop?
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</P></LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> Put it in my box before you leave.
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</P></LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> If I have to lick one more; I'll gag!
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</P></LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> I want it on my desk...NOW!
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</P></LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> Hmmmmm....I think it's out of fluid.
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</P></LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> My equipment is so old; it takes forever to finish..
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</P></LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> It's an entry-level position.
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</P></LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> When do you think you'll be getting off today?
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</P></LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> It's NOT fair...I do all the work while he justs sits back!
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