Justin (28) lives with his 73 year old Dad . .


	Justin (28) lives with his 73 year old Dad . .

cakebelly

8-29-2009 1:00 AM

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cakebelly says:

. . these are some of the things his Dad says:

# "Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me."8:57 AM Aug 21st from web
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"Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down."9:35 AM Aug 20th from web
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"Love this Mrs. Dash. The bitch can make spices... Jesus, Joni (my mom) it's a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs. Dash isn't even real dammit!"9:28 AM Aug 19th from web
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"The dog is not bored, it's a fucking dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."10:43 AM Aug 18th from web
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"They serve Jim Beam on airplanes. Tastes like piss. You wouldn't be able to tell the difference, because you drink shit. I don't."9:23 AM Aug 17th from web
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"My flight lands at 9:30 on Sunday...You want to watch what? What the fuck is mad men? I'm a mad man if you don't pick me the

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8-29-2009 1:05 AM

cakebelly

"It's watering plants, Justin. You just take a God damned hose and you put it over the plant. You don't even pay rent, just do it. Shit."
# (left on answering machine) "Hello? Hello? It's Sam. Anyone there? Nobody checks this god damned thing. HELLO?! HELLO?! Screw it."8:46 AM Aug 12th from web
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"Tennessee is nice. The first time I vomited was in tennessee, I think."10:22 AM Aug 11th from web
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If your brother comes by, tell him I'm on vacation. I already told him that, but who knows with that guy. Are you listening to me? Fuck.9:51 AM Aug 11th from web
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Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to you, I'll answer.9:33...

8-29-2009 2:57 AM

lollipop10

Oh my gosh! lol he's a riot, but i'm glad I don't live with him!

8-29-2009 2:58 AM

lollipop10

I guess if i was gonna follow someone on Twitter, i'd prob follow him just for shock value.

8-29-2009 5:53 AM

chestnut501

Pops would be in the backyard with the dog, right after I got the hole dug.

8-29-2009 6:56 AM

JohnWaterman

OMG I think I'm turning into him... Grrrrr!

8-29-2009 9:59 AM

The Infowarrior

He reminds me of a (more) cantankerous Old Bill Hicks.

8-29-2009 1:50 PM

lollipop10

@Chestnut:

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