Can you judge a woman by her drinks?


	Can you judge a woman by her drinks?

sonpari

4-7-2007 9:16 AM

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women, fun

sonpari says:

wish it was that easy...

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4-10-2007 8:01 AM

dfiskey

can't say i think this is accurate-- but still rather funny that someone made this up!

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<BR /><B>Personality:</B> Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
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<BR /><B>Personality:</B> Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ass.
<BR /><B>Your Approach:</B> Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
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<BR /><B>Your Approach:</B> You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.
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