Late-Night Jokes about Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin


	Late-Night Jokes about Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin

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9-5-2008 7:01 PM

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9-5-2008 11:39 PM

ratilfar

"She said at her church, Governor Palin, said she asked everyone to pray for a natural gas pipeline, which she said was God's will. And today, God said, 'Hey lady, I don't deal with oil companies. That's more Satan's area.'" --Jay Leno

I should print this one and frame it on my wall.

9-6-2008 12:29 PM

darkduskx

I always thought God used solar, not oil for some reason :-/

9-7-2008 12:51 AM

arifsali

Thank God for her, the late show circuit comes back alive. See, she's helping them make money, true republican!

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