 dakotayii says: * Dress nicely * Comb your hair * Brush your teeth * Wear deodorant * If you are driving – Clean up your vehicle inside and out * And always bring along your sense of humor Oh my goodness. When they talked about saving it for marriage I had no clue they meant ALL physical contact! Its sad how little confidence they have in their faith, if they are afraid to take even a small risk. Obviously this isn't in the Bible, so where is it coming from? The right wing "No-Fun No-Happiness EVER" movement, no doubt. But I wonder, how did these people get confused with Christianity, which was never so austere as what they have invented now. It is an interesting phenomenon, that the dogma of some Christians has now departed more or less completely from conventional Christian doctrine and scripture, and is coalescing around new concepts that are essentially the invention o... Godamn! Don't you just hate that blood build-up. "Stop kissing me - it hurts, it hurts" What IS a man to do? Check out the site Pray – Before you even leave home to meet your date you need to spend time on your knees asking God to help you honor Him and your date. You can never go wrong with prayer. This will also put you in the proper mind-set for your time together. If you kiss and it gets hard then the pipes are working and god is honored. Really, this has nothing to do with a creator. This is yet one more way that a group of people have hijacked religious belief in order to maintain a strict control over their cult ... er ... followers. Oh, I fought it. I fought it for a long time... but I have to make this joke! I'm so sorry, forgive me father, for I am about to sin... HOW EXACTLY DO THEY MEAN "SPENDING TIME ON YOUR KNEES" WILL PREPARE YOU FOR MARRIAGE?  To Oyl , I forgive you my son .........GOD......LOL |
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