'Wombat rape made man speak Strine'


	'Wombat rape made man speak Strine'

michellezm

3-27-2008 2:30 AM

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3-27-2008 3:21 AM

selkie

I love a good mate with a sense of humor

3-27-2008 7:35 AM

Snaggle

alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life.

You don't say.

3-27-2008 12:55 PM

Antara

This actually made me laugh out LOUD!

3-28-2008 10:01 AM

Brimstone

wombats are very dangerous and forceful creatures

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