Taking A Woman To Bed


	Taking A Woman To Bed

hitchhiker08

6-3-2008 1:53 AM

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humor, ageing, relationships, man, woman

hitchhiker08 says:

Vicious 'cycle' of life!

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6-3-2008 6:46 AM

hitchhiker08

Thanks alanocu, I quite enjoyed it too...and couldn't wait to share it!

6-3-2008 8:24 AM

righthand

God, looks what is a head of me and not much time left. This is far better (or worse) than Shakespeare put it sans everything. Great clip.

6-3-2008 8:38 AM

Socratoad

Yep, I too was reminded of Shakespeare.

6-3-2008 12:12 PM

hitchhiker08

Thanks righthand, Socratoad - tis 'melancholic' alright!

6-3-2008 12:12 PM

Mohir

thanks for the lough

6-3-2008 12:13 PM

Mohir

oops,
pressed the post just before i managed to coreect my typo

it is a laugh, of course

6-3-2008 12:33 PM

hitchhiker08

Urw Mohir, cheers!

8-12-2009 11:05 AM

thisnamecantbetaken

According to the Office for National Statistics

190,374 people are having sex right now

212,130 are kissing

and one poor lass is just making comments on this clip.

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