Amazing home remedies


	Amazing home remedies

tabsey

12-13-2007 8:35 AM

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tabsey says:

8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

11. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.

12. And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.

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12-13-2007 9:32 AM

Eladora

Ha! I'm always slicing my fingers. I'm not sure my husband would be very keen on holding the carrots though!

12-13-2007 8:30 PM

kkcapricorn

A little levity is refreshing at times. lol

12-13-2007 9:55 PM

swampfoxz

I love these.

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