Fourteen Things That It Took Me Over 50 Years To Learn—by Dave Barry

pretty funny stuff

good reflexions!

I was just planning on clipping this.

hehe, I actually beat someone to the punch!

You should not confuse your career with your life.

"You should not confuse your career with your life."
Hmm... 50 years to learn that? Was it right?

I've never particularly liked Dave Barry, but these are great ... esp. numbers four, twelve, and thirteen ... oh, and seven.

He's so right about meetings. Generally, big timesuckers.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
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Anyone think this is a hobby ?

Lots of meaning in this one...applies to many facets of life.

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

Yes. clipmarks is going to lead me into a dangerous mental illness

By the way, u had missed the thought of the day at the bottom of the page: really nice!

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Man.... It took me ten years more to learn all these things!

Thanks Dave!

"The most destructive force in the universe is gossip"

Sounds like something from Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. Is it?

# There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

You truly have a great sense of humor

I love it and I am still laughing.

Thanks.

Great, and not entirely false!!!!