 thisnamecantbetaken says: Hahaha, oh my goodness. I do NOT know which Victoria's Secret outlet they are talking about, but it sure sounds like a whole lot more fun, than the one I know!! Geeeez!  Watch your kids folks! We ALL know how subversive and dangerous a bra can be!! Cover their eyes!! Ugh. Marketing Evil, heh? It's funny that "marketing evil" means sex and violence. Now violence I can agree is evil, that's why I'm anti-war (and what about you Mr. Kupelian?) But hold the presses, wait a second, when did sex become evil? If so, that'd be a total bummer, because I kinda liked it. But actually, Kupelian's book is hilarious. It argues that rampant homosexuality, divorce, body-piercing, and abortion is not due to our own moral short-comings but due to an insidious conspiracy of marketing and media. Not only is it viciously intolerant and myopic, it totally excuses us from taking personal responsibility for any of our actions! (What exactly is the ultimate goal of the sodomite ant... Oh, I see the mix up: they accidentally took the "Satan Train" instead of the "Santa Train," Although, honestly, it's their own fault! They should have been tipped off from the beginning when they saw that the conductor was Alice Cooper. No seriously, I hear he does mall gigs now. I am not worthy.  "Quick kids,hide your eyes! Mommy has to wash her unmentionables." Thanks TN I needed the laugh. Oh my goodness I can't even look at the train picture without laughing my head off. Wouldn't it be more sinful to NOT wear lingerie?Lingerie or not? Gawd, I think I am going to hell either whích way. It's a case of damned if you do and damned if you don't, I reckon! *LMAO* "Bless me Father for I have sinned"  they accidentally took the "Satan Train"I am still laughing my head off. Oh my goodness, so funny. Popped for the tags and comments! Oh common, this is insanity. "White Flint started out 25 or so years ago as an 'upscale' mall but time and fortune have not been as good as we would have desired. Now things have reached a disastrous low when you have a 'porn shop' on the main level."Something tells me this publicity will be good for the store and good for the mall .... but perhaps not good for the children* and certainly not good for Santa**. *The train will not run now, kids will be angry. **Santa will be out of job. Well, its too late now. Those children have been touched by Satan, let's prepare the gallows and free their souls before they follow their evil, twisted fates. I dunno TN, I sure do have an evil time when the hot sales ladies measure me for a bra  If Satan is a VS model, DEVIL have your way with me. I wish I could POP this again for the cabanaben comment.  *LOL* Me too! Girls, you're worse than a gang of school boys smirking at the latest dirty joke. I love to see you enjoy yourselves just like the dirty old boys. And we used to think that you could not understand what we were smirking about. But then you had to let on that you didn't understand. Ha ha. A serious point. 2/3 decades ago, we in Ireland were extraordinarily repressed. As a society we seem to have moved on all together. In America it seems to have stretched. The best have got better, but the worse are so much worse. But then you had to let on that you didn't understand. Ha ha. heheheeheheh! bra, thongs grrrrrrrrrr! Right Hand... Allow me to acquaint you with "extraordinarily repressed," American Fundamentalist Style. Imagine life without: Illicit drugs, Alcohol, Cigarettes, Gambling for money Gay sex, Masturbation, Straight sex that you enjoy, Gambling for sex Pornography, Violent movies, Jewish Comedy Loud music, Dancing, Soft music, Romance movies, Heck, no movies at all, Differences of opinion, The High School subjects of biology, geology, history and physics Long hair Non-Christian music Christian music suspected of Catholicism Spicy Food Candor Late-Night Television The hours of 8pm-5am Tiki crap imported from "pagan" countries Good Taste The ability to really laugh Joy Non-Wool un... As the philosopher Stuart Leslie Goddard once mused: Don't drink? Non-Wool undergarmentsThat one made me itch a little Ow! MasturbationThat got my interest Gay sex Straight sex that you enjoy Dancing, soft music, romance moviesYay! The ability to really laughIn short, enjoying life, eh, Ow? A man who never drinks, catches a fish, or kisses a pretty Lass can never die, for he has never lived.LOL WAIT! I'm not done! Imagine life without: Animal Sacrifice Flag Burning Free MP3s Shop-lifting Orgies Beer The Beatles Exceeding the Speed limit Pagan Idolatry Using dirty words in scrable 95% of the Internet 99% of the active part of your brain BEER! Wild Oates Quaker Oates Quaker State Motor Oil (actually, they might be flexible on this one) More than one obligatory black friend Did I mention the "no beer" thing? Phone Sex Friends outside of church Enjoying funny (evil) people on Clipmarks! Respect from the rest of the world Malt Liquor Tripple Stout Barley Wine Amber Ale Grog Porter Smooth Frothy head Heffewitzen and BEER!!!!! TN, Ow mentioned beer twice!!! Do you like to dance OW? OMG, I just noticed you said phone sex! You may be my long lost twin Three times actually debs. Four, if you count the word alcohol too in part one of Ouy's comment. Then there's Amber Ale, Stout, Porter, etc. Do you not think I notice things like that? Twice... ha!! AND this one: Did I mention the "no beer" thing?I counted that as "no beer" rather than "beer" on purpose or else it would all be waaay too overwhelming *LMAO* RH quote: In America it seems to have stretched. The best have got better, but the worse are so much worse.I agree with you, rh! (having trouble with the quote box in the text editor.) Did somebody say BEER? I am all EARS. Since I am obviously not all that repressed, yes, it was I who said BEER. My standing offer is, if any of y'all find yourself in Beijing, look me up, and I can guarantee FREE BEER! We can drink to the Sado-masochistic Victoria's Secret "porn-shop" that has brightened all our lives! (Hope this gets you a few more POPs TN! ) We really need a pop button for comments. ROFLMAO. TN, OW SAID FREE BEER Dammit Ow, after consuming waaay too many beers would you dance with a milf like me?? *LOL* (I'm just kidding, hunny; well, maybe not, my huge ego always over estimates my attractiveness) Anyway, free beer has a way of making this white person think that she can dance! I will sadly admit that TN has witnessed this on several occasions while vacationing. cabanaben my newest "crush", beer also has some other effects on me baby Well, let it never be said that I, Ouyang Wulong, am not an equal opportunity intoxicator. I would gladly save a dance for you, debbyski, and the rest of your clip-clan, BUT for one important detail: I am white on white with white sauce. It's not just that I'm lame and can't dance, its that there are injunctions against it in all but 15 of the lower 48 States, and the EU is considering adopting a resolution against it later this year. I am literally the "Carlos the Jackal" of dancing. Remember the humanitarian crisis in Kosovo? That was mostly a direct result of my trying to boggie-down to the Serbian disco hit "Lazar Gun" by DJ Sultan Marad in a Pristina discotheque in 1997. The resultan... It's nothing that a lot of alcohol will not correct OW, believe me The important thing is that we have fun I cannot speak for that stuffy TN person, but I'm a master at having fun! Thinking back to my days in Serbia, I believe that is exactly what my good friend Slobodan Milosevic said about my dancing! (Just replace the word "alcohol" with the phrase "murder and mayhem.") But seriously, as the preeminent white guy, I know my limits. I might be able to out-swim Mohammad Ali, but that doesn't change the fact that I was built for drinking beer, shooting guns, shooting beer cans, beering shoot cans, and any other combination of shooting and beer. (DISCLAIMER: Now listen carefully, little ones, firearms should never be used while under the influence of alcohol. You're good ole' Uncle Austin is just cynical, and a little bitter that he can't dance like that queer Puerto Rican from Menudo.) that stuffy TN personHis tale he told with a solemn face And a tender, melancholy grace. Improbable 'twas, no doubt, When you came to think it out, But the fascinated crowd Their deep surprise avowed And all with a single voice averred 'Twas the most amazing thing they'd heard -- All save one who spake never a word, But sat as mum As if deaf and dumb, Serene, indifferent and unstirred. Then all the others turned to him And scrutinized him limb from limb -- Scanned him alive; But he seemed to thrive And tranquiler grow each minute, As if there were nothing in it. "What! what!" cried one, "are you not amazed At what our friend has told?" He raised Soberly then his eyes and gaz... that doesn't change the fact that I was built for drinking beer, shooting guns, shooting beer cans, beering shoot cans, and any other combination of shooting and beer.I wanna have your baby. I wanna have your baby.HA! Now who is the liar TN?? What you really meant to say was that you wouldn't mind a little organ donation but heck that was another clip. And you call me a flirt! Phfittt . . . . BTW OW, all that talk about guns, beer, and shooting is having the effect of making me so, well you know . . . Austin is just cynical, and a little bitter that he can't dance like that queer Puerto Rican from Menudohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_e_1cIQzfg Something so side-splitting about a chipmunk singing I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat, poor pussy, poor pussy cat . . . OMG, I can't stop laughing. I watched the Victoria Secret special last evening on tv, I will never be the same again, my eyes are still hazed, brain still foggy, and blood is still in lower extremities. I NEED BEER. TN I will bring the BEER and will be the god parent; will baby sit at a moments notice. Debbyski, I will help you with your fun issue; but we all are drifting from the subject of these poor children that was put in a traumatic situation. If only I had the chance I would sacrifice myself for the kids. Where in the He double hockey sticks was VS when I was growing up? Where in the He double hockey sticks was VS when I was growing up?Probably in the same place where the hot female teachers who wanna sleep with their male students are cabanaben AND my new crushy, you have my full permission to help me with my fun issue any time Debbyski, climb aboard, please cover me after the ride. My old locomotive and caboose gets cold. Did you know I was going to be a God parent? he, he ,he Debbyski, I once met a VS model in a gym, she had little pale blue cut-offs on, with the prettiest blue eyes, a smile as bright as the sun, and body and personality to kill for; no wonder I can not see. I have beauty trauma. [[cabanaben}} That was so long ago baby, but you just stole my heart again Debbyski There may be snow on the mountain; but still a fire in the furnace.LOL Te amo. Te necesito. Me muero de ganas esposo. Now go away cabanaben I am going to get booted off clipmarks!!!! |
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