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Hallmark Scientists Identify 3 New Human Emotions
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5-21-2007 6:58 PM
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5-21-2007
7:18 PM
gingembre
Ah, but Hallmark will never discover a better emotion than the one represented here:
5-22-2007
3:27 AM
Thorne
LOL! Very good!
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