Bored? Then TICK PEOPLE OFF


	Bored? Then TICK PEOPLE OFF

babytunes

11-28-2007 1:23 AM

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bored, how to tick people off, get people pissed, mean, evil

babytunes says:

They're pretty funny. I had a blast reading these, and prob did some of thes before

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11-28-2007 7:43 AM

dirish

It's the only way to enjoy ones self these days- cheers!

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<H1>HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF</H1>
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<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 
copies. 
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." 
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO." 
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking 
to others. 
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather 
conditions "to keep them tuned up." 
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think." 
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Practice making fax and modem noises. 
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your 
boss. 
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy." 
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and 
grimacing. 
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the 
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