"Potential clients are advised to screen the controversial scene from The Brown Bunny to be sure for themselves that they can fully accommodate all of me. Clients who have doubt may want to test themselves with an unusually thick and large prosthetic prior to meeting me..."

This is NOT a joke. Unfortunately.

Wow. The sheer hubris of this man. It's gag-inducing. If I had the money, I think I'd buy him just to sit him down and tell him what a pretentious dickhole he is.

Heavy-set, older, red-heads, and even black chicks can have me if they pay the bill.

Wow, is this guy for real or what?

Are you sure it's not a big joke?

Are you sure it's not a big joke?

Well, this guy has a history of doing very fucked up things. Last year, he was selling his semen to women so that they could get pregnant, and as far as I remember, he had rules about whether or not they could buy it based on race.

So, I think it's actually for real. It boggles the mind, no?

Good lord. I wonder if he actually makes any money this way. I guess if anyone goes for the deal, they kind of deserve whatever they get.