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	Moustaches

merrie

8-23-2009 6:48 AM

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johnny depp and orlando bloom, longest moustache measuring 133.4 inches, moustaches, president taft, tom sellick and chuck norris

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The Current State of the Moustache

Despite being popular for much of history, moustaches are now the style equivalent of wearing a polyester leisure suit on your upper lip. It's hard to say how this could have happened with fine specimens of manhood like Tom Sellick and Chuck Norris flying the moustache banner, but somehow they simply fell out of favor sometime in the 80s.

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