This car was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis.

This brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 265 HP engine to outrun the cops. It's got special blood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. The Xterra also has an automatic transmission so if you're being chased by Libyan terrorists, you'll still be able to shoot your machine gun out the window and drive at the same time. It's saved my bacon more than once.

The free MC Hammer pants is the clincher.

The free MC Hammer pants is the clincher.
. . . exactly bnm, how could anyone resist an offer like that?

. . and hot-pink is really"killer", too.

The guy apparently pumped himself with something slightly more strong than testosterone and adrenaline and splashed additional insanity into already slightly twisted consciousness of web community with his slightly used pants and car.