Interesting One liners


	Interesting One liners

tron2007

5-29-2007 5:35 AM

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humour, humor, general, funny

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5-29-2007 8:55 AM

vasil

Not worth a pop

5-29-2007 10:49 AM

coconutshell

Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

I live by this. Especially when dessert's treacle pudding.

5-30-2007 6:08 PM

Mo6ius

vasil, if you don't like it, don't bother to comment. Better yet, don't even read.

5-30-2007 7:39 PM

starweaver

A lot of things are worth adding to my clips that aren't worth a pop. Maybe that's what vasil meant.

5-30-2007 8:05 PM

kalibrooke

hopefully, otherwise that's just rude!

5-31-2007 1:18 PM

skwirlinator

What's yours is mine and what's mine is mine.

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