Cow patties with ketchup


	Cow patties with ketchup

Rashid Malik

6-20-2007 12:19 PM

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professions jokes, humor, jokes, salesmen jokes

Rashid Malik says:

Looks like this ain't your day buddy!

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6-20-2007 5:01 PM

duvelic

Good one, Rashid!
LOL

6-21-2007 2:04 AM

imbrogliare

thats awesome~

6-21-2007 2:14 AM

coconutshell

Hhahahaa. Yummy?

6-21-2007 6:01 AM

Rashid Malik

Thanks duvelic!

6-22-2007 7:37 AM

Rashid Malik

You like the joke imbrogliare.

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