Star Wars Guide to the Candidates


	Star Wars Guide to the Candidates
skwirlinator
1-19-2008 11:15 PM
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1-19-2008 11:16 PM
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Yoda said:

"Do or do not... there is no try."

"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering."

"Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."

"Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things."

"Named must your fear be before banish it you can."
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Star Wars Guide to The Candidates</H1></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/526482501.html"><CENTER><TABLE border="2"><TBODY><TR><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/mccain.jpg" /></TD><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/vader1.jpg" /></TD><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/mccain0508.jpg" /></TD></TR><TR><TD><CENTER>"My friends..."</CENTER></TD><TD><CENTER>"Luke...."</CENTER></TD><TD><CENTER><I>"JOIN ME!!"</I></CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><H2>Darth McCain</H2></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/526482501.html"><TABLE border="2"><TBODY><TR><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/hansolo2.jpg" /></TD><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/Edwards2.jpg" /></TD></TR><TR><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/edwards.jpg" /></TD><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/HanSolo.jpg" /></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/526482501.html"><CENTER><TABLE border="2"><TBODY><TR><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/AckbarStanding.jpg" /></TD><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/richardson2.jpg" /></TD></TR><TR><TD><CENTER>Admiral Akbar</CENTER></TD><TD><CENTER>Richardsomething</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><H2>Admiral Akbill</H2></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/526482501.html"><CENTER><TABLE border="2"><TBODY><TR><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/rush-limbaugh.jpg" /></TD><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/Jabba.jpg" /></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><H2>Limbba the Hutt</H2>
<H3>Oops, my bad, not a candidate. Sorry!</H3></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/526482501.html"><CENTER><TABLE border="2"><TBODY><TR><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/giuliani2.jpg" /></TD><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/tarkin-1.jpg" /></TD></TR><TR><TD><CENTER>Ur Question?</CENTER></TD><TD><CENTER>Shh! 9/11!</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><H2>Grand Moff Giuliani</H2></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/526482501.html"><CENTER><TABLE border="2"><TBODY><TR><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/gravel.jpg" /></TD><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/chewbaccalg-785685.jpg" /></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><H2>Whobacca</H2></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/526482501.html"><CENTER><TABLE border="2"><TBODY><TR><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/romney.jpg" /></TD><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/luke2.jpg" /></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><H2>Mitt Skywalker</H2></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/526482501.html"><TABLE border="2"><TBODY><TR><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/obama.jpg" /></TD><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/leia3.jpg" /></TD></TR><TR><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/leiaceremony.gif" /></TD><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/barack-obama-2.jpg" /></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/526482501.html"><H2>Princess Leia Orbama of Alderaan, IL</H2></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/526482501.html"><CENTER><TABLE border="2"><TBODY><TR><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/wicket.jpg" /></TD><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/Huckabee.jpg" /></TD></TR><TR><TD><CENTER>Wicket</CENTER></TD><TD><CENTER>Huckabee</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><H2>Wicket Huckabee</H2></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/526482501.html"><CENTER><TABLE border="2"><TBODY><TR><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/biggs.jpg" /></TD><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/DuncanHunter.jpg" /></TD></TR><TR><TD><CENTER>Virtually</CENTER></TD><TD><CENTER>Unknown</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><H2>Duncan Biggs Hunter Darklighter</H2></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/526482501.html"><CENTER><TABLE border="2"><TBODY><TR><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/NuteGunray.jpg" /></TD><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/ChrisDodd.jpg" /></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><H2>Nute Dodd-Gunray</H2></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/526482501.html"><CENTER><TABLE border="2"><TBODY><TR><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/Paul.jpg" /></TD><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/kenobi2.jpg" /></TD><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/Paul2.jpg" /></TD><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/kenobi.jpg" /></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><H2>Obi-ron Paul-obi</H2></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/526482501.html"><CENTER><TABLE border="2"><TBODY><TR><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/boba.jpg" /></TD><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/thompson.jpg" /></TD></TR><TR><TD><CENTER>Le Fett</CENTER></TD><TD><CENTER>Le Fred</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><H2>Boba Fredtt</H2></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/526482501.html"><CENTER><TABLE border="2"><TBODY><TR><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/tancredo.jpg" /></TD><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/Greedo.jpg" /></TD></TR><TR><TD><CENTER>Douche</CENTER></TD><TD><CENTER>Bag</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><H2>Tom TanGreedo</H2><H3>Meh, TanGreedo was a xenophobic freak who got wiped out early. 
Don't need to worry about him.</H3></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/526482501.html"><CENTER><TABLE border="2"><TBODY><TR><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/300px-dennis_kucinich_as_mayor_of_c.jpg" /></TD><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/jar_jar_binks.jpg" /></TD><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/dennis_kucinich1.jpg" /></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><H2>Jar Jar Kucinich</H2><H3>Nuff said. </H3></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/526482501.html"><CENTER><TABLE border="2"><TBODY><TR><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/C3PO.jpg" /></TD><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/Biden.jpg" /></TD><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/c3po-1.jpg" /></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><H2>SeeJoe Threepio</H2></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/526482501.html"><CENTER><TABLE border="2"><TBODY><TR><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/HillaryClinton.jpg" /></TD><TD><IMG src="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/star_wars/lando.jpg" /></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><H2>Hillando Clintrissian</H2></CENTER></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/526482501.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.craigslist.org/img/3FA3E8C8-D12C-4CD4-852D-58ED9B644620" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/526482501.html"><H1>Vote.</H1></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/80D85241-6BF3-4F27-9AE6-92FFE05C975D/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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