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Women tend to be more intelligent, affectionate, social and more likely
to stick to rules. Men on the other hand tend to be less intelligent,
but are more loyal, frugal and mild-tempered. The one trait that
carriers of both genders share is a higher level of neuroticism - they
are more prone to guilt, self-doubt and insecurity.

for a moment there it sounded almost good

Ban cats, not dope.

I'm sure some scientist is already figuring out a way to tweak this worm for mind control in some top secret facility.

I always knew cats were up to something