Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory

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	Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory

eminn3m

4-30-2007 6:48 PM

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intelligent, design, god, atheism. evolution, gravity, newton, falling, christianity, religion, agnostic

eminn3m says:

Seems like a pretty sound theory.

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