New Years Resolutions 2009


	New Years Resolutions 2009

thisnamecantbetaken

12-31-2008 5:28 PM

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12-31-2008 6:36 PM

bookwormy

And the same to you TN

12-31-2008 6:54 PM

thisnamecantbetaken

My new years resolution is to never have new years resolutions again!

Happy New Year, bookwormy.

12-31-2008 10:08 PM

Lifestar

Ditto! Never again ^_^

1-1-2009 10:32 PM

cabanaben

My resolution is to fix my favorite little girl a 16 oz. Porterhouse, baked potato from garden, fresh leaf lettuce salad, and a cold Heinie.

1-2-2009 11:43 AM

thisnamecantbetaken

TWO cold Heinies. I never drink alone, but that sounds like a mighty fine plan to me, cabanaben. Mighty fine indeed.

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for 2009</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.hereinreality.com/resolutions.html"><P align="center"><B><FONT face="Arial" size="4" color="#ff0000">This year, I
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        replace the gas nozzle
before driving away from the pump.</FONT></B></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.hereinreality.com/resolutions.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.hereinreality.com/img/D5AACD5F-FA43-4436-990B-11C0219EBF56" alt="Put the gas hose back" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.hereinreality.com/resolutions.html"><P align="center"><FONT face="Arial" size="4" color="#000080"><B>I will always
        "check for paper"
when leaving the restroom.</B></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.hereinreality.com/resolutions.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.hereinreality.com/img/F4D856C7-E055-44D7-A1AD-8EA3899904DE" alt="Double-check before leaving the toilet." /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.hereinreality.com/resolutions.html"><P align="center"><B><FONT face="Arial" size="4" color="#000000">I will try to
        drive closer to the speed limit.</FONT></B></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.hereinreality.com/resolutions.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.hereinreality.com/img/25D931A3-982F-43F0-8651-C90B2EC24444" alt="Slowing down saves lives" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.hereinreality.com/resolutions.html"><FONT face="Arial" size="4" color="#800000">I will always
        wear clean underwear, "just in case".</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.hereinreality.com/resolutions.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.hereinreality.com/img/C4A42886-5566-4866-A139-632B6797999B" alt="Clean underwear is a must in many situations." /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.hereinreality.com/resolutions.html"><B>I will keep an
        extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.</B></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.hereinreality.com/resolutions.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.hereinreality.com/img/88B8A7E3-A2EA-4689-8EE4-438689523AA4" alt="Put a lot of space between you and them." /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.hereinreality.com/resolutions.html"><FONT face="Arial" size="4" color="#800080">I will no
        longer park the BMW
next to fire hydrants.</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.hereinreality.com/resolutions.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.hereinreality.com/img/9725F596-7DED-4A98-A3E0-F933A2FE1977" alt="Another reason not to park there" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.hereinreality.com/resolutions.html"><FONT face="Arial" size="4" color="#ff0000">and never
        again will I try to diffuse an explosive device with a known practical joker.</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.hereinreality.com/resolutions.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.hereinreality.com/img/C43ABCF0-C2F4-4CDC-845B-06C66EF644E9" alt="Not very funny!" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.hereinreality.com/resolutions.html"><FONT face="Arial" size="5" color="#ff0000">Have a
                Safe and Happy New Year!</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.hereinreality.com/resolutions.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.hereinreality.com/img/FBB05C7D-F683-4476-8F52-A97D6D169B42" alt="New Years Resolutions for a Happy 2008!" /></div></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/7FCAB664-7D81-4990-A9F6-735AD9FA0E63/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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