Google's built in Chuck Norris Joke


	Google's built in Chuck Norris Joke

ericskiff

2-7-2008 3:20 PM

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ericskiff says:

This is awesome! It took me a minute to realize what was going on. Check out the error message and suggestions.

Thanks to @nicolelee for pointing it out.

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2-7-2008 4:25 PM

coconutshell

2-7-2008 9:26 PM

geeknoob

LMAO!

2-8-2008 2:55 AM

zeruel

LOL!

2-8-2008 8:37 AM

Brimstone

funny

2-8-2008 10:02 AM

AcesLucky

I guess you all are too young to remember when Bruce Lee kicked Chuck's ass in the Colosseum. Chuck asked for mercy, after being all battered up. Bruce said "no", and proceeded to finish him off.

The camera then panned over to a cat.

[BTW, Bruce isn't dead; he's looking for better competition.]

2-8-2008 12:10 PM

Lancebowski

YouTube for the Bruce. Amazing fight sequence; amazing de facto commentary about creativity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly0tEC4f3Ic

"Technique is like a finger pointing to the heavens; don't concentrate on the finger and lose all that heavenly glory."

2-8-2008 12:25 PM

arifsali

Since Chuck Norris is a God-Huckabee supporter, replace his name with God and there is more irony in it.

Google won't search for God because it knows you don't find God, he finds you.

God help us all from this coming election.

2-8-2008 10:14 PM

fukengruvin

lol, that's great!

2-9-2008 1:13 PM

neochonetes

very funny Eric; Pop to your clip!

to the Bruce Lee fans, of which I am one, this joke is about Chuck....I take it as sardonic humor.... that Chuck is not worthy...just the way I want to see reality;D

2-10-2008 9:52 AM

musichunter85

that's wicked. and i thought google lacks sence of humor...

2-10-2008 11:25 AM

KimbleKency1683

I've never understood what the big deal about Chuck Norris was. I mean...what is the appeal? Even my dad is crazy about him. He LOVES Walker Texas Ranger. I guess I'm just not hip enough, lol!

5-16-2008 10:14 AM

faeriestarr

that was great! Thanks! I must go share now!

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