I mean, it would be horrible if three-year-olds controlled all our nuclear weapons — one tantrum and millions would die — but that doesn’t mean we go around fearing three-year-olds, because why in the world would we ever put them in charge of nuclear weapons?

Lib fantasy: President Dean approves construction of roman-style coliseum on national mall; evangelical christians to be fed to lions as part of new national pastime. Terrorist leaders invited to Camp David for self-esteem training and yoga; Muslims free to behead wives, at no extra charge. After careful testing of hypothesis, atheists determine 72 male virgins that look like Kim Jong Il will reward Muslim martyrs for their heroic deeds.