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9-9-2006 11:31 AM
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9-9-2006 11:42 AM
coconutshell
Hehehehe...do all those traits have to be included? Or just a few?
9-12-2006 10:05 AM
TheCatWhisperer
What? Naked & food? no.. either or.. both gets you bonus points!
9-14-2006 4:57 PM
anonymology
Yes, that about sums it up!
9-14-2006 5:12 PM
dstruve
Im not sure about the man part, it depends what is done with the nakedness.
9-15-2006 8:02 AM
travislaborde
naked is so overrated... now the RIGHT outfit...
9-19-2006 1:25 AM
tpq62
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

No beer?
Huh, somebody has alot to learn about "ze art of love"
9-27-2006 2:54 PM
vyieort
This is retarded. And ignorantly cliche.
10-29-2006 11:45 AM
MyWorld
How very true. Both sad and telling. We men need to raise the bar on the requirements for a partner and stop throwing our seed {if you will } into the wind !
10-29-2006 12:06 PM
sortedinnit
I see stuff like this around, and I wonder what sort of women you people are hanging out with? None of the women I know are like that. Perhaps if you weren't so mysoginistic, you might be able to form a relationship with a pleasant human being?
10-29-2006 1:20 PM
Gate1
I Agree, tpq62
10-29-2006 1:32 PM
skwirlinator
Thats what makes the list funny...If you need a list on how to treat women you need to go punch your father in the head. He failed miserably in his role.
10-29-2006 9:08 PM
joshinstlpark
Awesome! You know how people always say lol but don't? Well I did at this! Thxs
10-29-2006 11:43 PM
skwirlinator
Who says LOL and don't?
10-31-2006 5:36 PM
jimbovax
cool - well do for clipping this
10-31-2006 6:55 PM
WordyWilly
A woman is Many Selves? Is that it?!
So is a man:
1 child
2 superman
3 little boy lost
4 power tripper
5 gadabout
6 curious yellow
7 toy fanatic
8 gamer
9 joy stick addict
10 daydreamer
10-31-2006 8:34 PM
Kore7
Congratulations on your 100th pop, Djiezes. You da man.
11-1-2006 3:06 PM
Djiezes
Thx for my 101th

It's nice to see that there are still people who appreciate some good old sexist fun
11-4-2006 4:05 AM
Torley
Whenever I see the word "gynecologist", or the English variant, "gynaecologist", I laugh so hard. I don't know why.
11-8-2006 1:55 PM
giraffe42
I have another way for you. Don't pay any one woman any attention and be a general douchebag while out socially.
11-28-2006 6:03 PM
dezach
I'll quote my post in the "Men's Rules" clip:
"
Funny, yes.
True? Unfortunately, often yes again. Us guys are such morons...
"
12-3-2006 11:27 AM
Buttercup0728
LMAO!!
12-9-2006 10:27 PM
salmonela
I do and I am all of that above
12-24-2006 7:58 AM
clipan
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not entirely false!!!!
2-19-2007 12:14 PM
pink panther
That was really funny. But some of it is very true. Please keep the humor alive and good luck with the ladies!
4-2-2007 9:50 PM
thisnamecantbetaken
Whenever I see the word "gynecologist", or the English variant, "gynaecologist", I laugh so hard. I don't know why.
Have you seen the vagina clips then? They'll crack you up! *LOL*

And no, I'm not a LOL imposter. I lolled!! Ha ha! (and again!)
7-29-2008 6:19 PM
Jorjor
I never had a problem keeping my wife happy.
12-5-2008 9:13 PM
ofcapri
Don't forget, YES DEAR!
4-23-2009 1:16 PM
DameshaD6
I agree and it's all true and don''t forget let him watch the game lol
10-17-2009 12:28 PM
godhatesglobes
Sexist garbage. Go back to your sexist hovel and get out of my internet.
11-16-2009 10:15 PM
Billindetroit
Men keep the standards for women low so that at least a few will qualify. The ones who can't do naked well can usually cook. The ones who are really great cooks usually have problems with 'naked'.

The ones who can do both are either already married or thoroughly lesbian. There ARE no bonus rounds.

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