Top 10 Funniest Internet Quotes


	Top 10 Funniest Internet Quotes

GoldyWorld

6-5-2007 1:52 AM

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<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">“If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0″  Author Unknown</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">“Microsoft Products are Generally Bug Free”<EM> </EM> Bill Gates</LI>
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<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><FONT face="georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif">“You can’t take something off the Internet - it’s like taking pee out of a pool.”  Author Unknown </FONT></LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">“The Internet is the Viagra of big business.” - Jack Welch, Chairman and CEO, General Electric</LI>
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