<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/01fe0795-8104-4678-84cc-1b2c68e7f957/7E8FC2E0-C020-4394-B3B7-90C4D6FA4A4C/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://techchickblog.com/2007/06/04/top-10-funniest-internet-quotes/" href="http://techchickblog.com/2007/06/04/top-10-funniest-internet-quotes/" style="font-size: 11px;">techchickblog.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://techchickblog.com/2007/06/04/top-10-funniest-internet-quotes/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> “Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.” Michael Sinz</LI> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">“If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0″ Author Unknown</LI> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">“Microsoft Products are Generally Bug Free”<EM> </EM> Bill Gates</LI> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><FONT class="sqq">“<SPAN class="sqq">Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks</SPAN>” </FONT><FONT face="georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif">Author Unknown</FONT></LI> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><FONT face="georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif">“You can’t take something off the Internet - it’s like taking pee out of a pool.” Author Unknown </FONT></LI> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">“The Internet is the Viagra of big business.” - Jack Welch, Chairman and CEO, General Electric</LI> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><FONT face="georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif">“The Internet is the most powerful magnifier of slack ever invented.” Author Unknown</FONT></LI> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><FONT face="georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif">“There are three kinds of death in this world. There’s heart death, there’s brain death, and there’s being off the network.” Guy Almes</FONT></LI> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">“Better to be a geek than an idiot.” Author Unknown</LI> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><FONT face="georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif">“My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.” Penn Jillett</FONT></LI></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/7E8FC2E0-C020-4394-B3B7-90C4D6FA4A4C/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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