Funny Insult Quotes


	Funny Insult Quotes

wiganfootie

8-26-2009 8:21 AM

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8-26-2009 10:10 AM

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8-26-2009 10:58 AM

Kelika

Very funny! I heard one the other day: Her elevator stopped at the mezzanine

8-26-2009 11:16 AM

tanyamm

This is one I used to say to my supervisor at work; "If anyone called you a wit, they'd only be half right." He never got it.

8-26-2009 7:10 PM

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