Dayton Ohio Assistant District Attorney, Melvin Claritin, has a different view. "This man may be eighty years old, but he has the level of trust of an eighteen-month old. You put a supple, ceramic breast shaped pot pipe in front of him and what do you think he'll do? This man hasn't seen pert breasts since the second Nixon Presidency."

mu ha ha ha!!

A "supple, ceramic breast shaped"?

Just to provide a reference, a quick trip to Google provided these definitions of supple:

lissome: moving and bending with ease
limber: (used of persons' bodies) capable of moving or bending freely

As the owner of a ceramics collection of thousands of pieces, I assure you that none of them are in any way supple.

Somebody ought to clue in Asst. DA Claritin that his Penthouse Forum readings shouldn't spill over into his courtroom statements.

Just making an old man happy.

Where's the crime? I hope some young whippersnappers do this for me when i'm 80--if the world lasts another 20 yrs.