<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/147cf3f8-e5b1-4f97-8dd3-1e01a552f6e3/7D796F1A-42AB-42BC-B887-B27FD98BD3CD/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/" href="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/" style="font-size: 11px;">www.offbeatearth.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><P class="MsoNormal"><SPAN><IMG height="402" width="297" alt="img_6388c" src="http://www.offbeatearth.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/img_6388c.jpg" title="img_6388c" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1290" /></SPAN></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><SPAN>Signs can be used to market something, to give directions or even to lay down the law. But to make a good sign, you need a little common sense. That’s why these signs just don’t work, but they make for a great Friday laugh!!<SPAN id="more-1289"></SPAN></SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.offbeatearth.com/img/DEE83309-5A65-42E9-84EF-977C561610A0" alt="img_1438c" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><SPAN>Are we on a scavenger hunt?</SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.offbeatearth.com/img/6F03ED53-67B6-482B-ACBE-11F37732C0EC" alt="img_2222c" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><SPAN>It is? I guess I better give this car back then…</SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.offbeatearth.com/img/58D0E587-8526-425D-9605-4C361E3BAA60" alt="img_3817c" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><SPAN>Exactly six? I’m up for the challenge.</SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.offbeatearth.com/img/8A281335-D5DA-4231-824A-CAFED710BB2A" alt="zapretnaja-fotografija_16204_s__1" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><P class="MsoNormal"><SPAN>Will it bite my hand off?</SPAN></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.offbeatearth.com/img/BF875D8D-691D-46C6-882D-CB9159482754" alt="055_hot_beer" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><SPAN>Well, at least they’re honest.</SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.offbeatearth.com/img/AFAEBC37-ADF9-4EE7-9ED3-67A49B60C147" alt="063_custom_killing" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><SPAN>Wow, these local grocery stores really will do anything for their customers!</SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.offbeatearth.com/img/55821EDB-8E1C-4D96-8C0B-7727E2933C94" alt="082_good_advice" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><SPAN>Maybe you should get some new friends. </SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.offbeatearth.com/img/FAE2F431-FE5F-457A-8627-D93A32610B3B" alt="081college" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><SPAN>Now we know why so many people don’t go to college!</SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.offbeatearth.com/img/9AFCFCC0-513E-497B-AD01-5A6C6C7577A3" alt="096_balls" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><SPAN>hose golfers really don’t like to share.</SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.offbeatearth.com/img/46F58769-7B21-44A2-AB5F-2FFDBFE0FCD1" alt="img_2461c" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><SPAN>How could you not exit here?</SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.offbeatearth.com/img/F8EA5918-7CB1-4CF1-972A-F15459878656" alt="fathers-day1" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><SPAN>Let’s hope too many parents don’t take this literally.</SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.offbeatearth.com/img/A9474131-A9CA-465D-9886-78FA70AEC6F6" alt="blow-pokemon2" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><SPAN>Triple feature anyone?</SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.offbeatearth.com/img/CFF64292-C674-4479-8DDC-3A62DE33C5DA" alt="buckleup1" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><P class="MsoNormal"><SPAN><SPAN>That’s a long road. </SPAN> </SPAN></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.offbeatearth.com/img/6CFEF227-B5D6-4426-A043-F9118D731E21" alt="topless-donuts2" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><SPAN>So, how do they ever get the men to leave?</SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.offbeatearth.com/img/9EA1AE14-CBCB-4708-87EF-8DBD20EE96CC" alt="anal-exams" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><SPAN>Poor middle-schoolers. At least it’s the last day of school, who knows what they had planned for next week. </SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.offbeatearth.com/img/62ECEDE2-5E82-477F-8332-5089A33A6287" alt="entrance" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><SPAN>Which is it?</SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.offbeatearth.com/img/E7568DAA-E202-4064-88D8-4BEA62280415" alt="no-humping1" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><SPAN>Man! I thought that’s what everyone did next to this shady fence.</SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.offbeatearth.com/img/3A133330-DAE1-47D0-909D-C3D9492F8F99" alt="owner1" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.offbeatearth.com/read-the-sign/"><SPAN>Hmmmm… what does he think about the hotel next door?</SPAN></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/7D796F1A-42AB-42BC-B887-B27FD98BD3CD/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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