10 New words for English


	10 New words for English

thefoxalmighty

9-12-2007 2:27 AM

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9-12-2007 5:27 AM

Amergin

American bastardisation of the English language more like.
Funny

9-12-2007 11:48 AM

dorine

I do #10. Want to let the caller ID show up first.

9-12-2007 12:42 PM

Hunnybun

Lol...extremely good clip!!!!!

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