 foxyarse says: Continued: was his prediction that Liberty University's football team, the Flames, would be roasted in their opening game against the West Virginia University Mountaineers on Saturday, September 7th," said Paul. Members of the angry mob told TheSpoof.com, "That proves he ain't Jesus! Everybody knows the Lord wants Liberty to beat WVU." "Not only that," said an unidentified Virginia State Trooper who had handcuffed the Christ; "The guy looks like a damned A-RAB, maybe even a Jew. He don't even look like Jesus. Everybody knows Jesus Christ has fair skin, light brown hair, and blue eyes!" Police were summoned to the Lynchburg Town Square where the man claiming to be Christ was preaching to "a crowd of druggies, winos, faggots, prostitutes, and homeless people who congregate there," said a man claiming to be the pastor of the Lynchburg First Church of the Nazarene. "Why would the Son of God want to associate with the scum of the earth when we have multi-million dollar churches According to arrest reports obtained by TheSpoof.com, the man claiming to be Jesus Christ was booked into the Lynchburg Pretrial Detention Facility on felony charges of "Inciting a riot, impersonating the Son of God, Predicting the Defeat of the Liberty University Football Team, Felony Vagrancy, and several misdemeanors." The man was treated for wounds to his hands, feet, and a penetrating wound to his torso in the jail section of Lynchburg Christian Hospital. A headband made from some type of thorn bush was jammed down on his forehead said hospital officials. A psychiatrist who interviewed the ragged man told Fr. Dubois, "His wounds most likely came at the hands of the scum-sucking dirt b... "Not only that," said an unidentified Virginia State Trooper who had handcuffed the Christ; "The guy looks like a damned A-RAB, maybe even a Jew. He don't even look like Jesus. Everybody knows Jesus Christ has fair skin, light brown hair, and blue eyes!"LOL. Priceless. some things never change |
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