3. When replying to your mail, correct everyone's grammar and spelling and point out their typos, but don't otherwise respond to the content of their messages. when they respond testily to your "creative criticism," do it again. Continue until they go away.
5. Upload text files with Bible passages about sin or guilt and give them names like "SexyHousewivesI," then see how many people download it. Challenge your friends to come up with the most popular come-ons.
6. cc: all your e-mail to Cheney (vice.president@whitehouse.gov) so that he can keep track of what's happening on the Internet.
And Most Important: Send this link to EVERYONE you know, marked "Important, Must See Now,If You Value Life!" http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/annoying/

LOL #5 really cracks me up!

loving it..

Make up your own that don't stand for anything (SETO, BARL, CP30), use them liberally, and then refuse to explain what they stand for....

excellent! #3 is an especially annoying one.