Only in America. I'd like to be subsidized for the altar to Zeus I'm building in my backyard. I'll be big enough to ward off the flu for my entire subdivision.

It's true. America is getting stupider and stupider.

Worshipping at the business end of a stripper's pole is certainly akin to praying for relief of blueballs and general horndog disorder. Wonder when that will show up as a deduction.

So how do I get a license to do prayer healing? This sounds even more lucrative than church. I could do at least a hundred prayers a day, at $400 a pop, you all better see the light!

I could pray for economic recovery too, and get an exclusive municipal contract! This is a cottage industry ready to blossom before your eyes -- and get this -- it's all tax free duckets!

Are you listening? An invisible product whose failure can't be blamed on you (sometimes god says "no") if it doesn't work, but is all yours when it does!!

Praise the Lord!

LOL at Aces!