# “Resolve.” — Take a shot.

# Camera stops on various “opposition”
figures such as Cantor: If you’re male, do a line of meth.

# “Discipline.” — Take a very careful shot.

# Camera stops on Hero Pilot “Andrew” Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger III: Women and children take a drink, men go outside and have a smoke.

# “Breaking ground.” — One manly gulp.

# “Infrastructure.” — Two sips and check the fridge for supplies.

# Any mention of the Taliban: Put a “burqa” (pillowcase) over the heads of any women and gaily drink with your male friends.

# “Aggressive action.” — Chug a beer or glass of wine.

# Any variation of “best days are ahead.” — Finish all the booze in the house, weep.

There are only two rules for the drinking game for Gov. Bobby Jindal’s Republican response:

(1) take a very tiny sip every time the words “tax” or “taxpayer” is mentioned in any form.

(2) get on the waiting list for a new liver ASAP.

(I'll try it )

Ah, yes! Politics may be fun again -- or for the first time in our lives.

No mention of the Taliban, though. No mention of aggressive acts. In fact, said he was going to end of the Iraq war.

(Of course, what does "end," mean appears to have different meanings)

Anyhow...no mention to Evil Empires or Axis of Evil...so, all in all, I join the 80% of citizens who expressed approval for the speech.

The Dude sure seems to know what he's doing, has done more good in one month of office than Bush in eight horror years. And he's not sitting around resting on any laurels.

His substantial victory by an large democratic majority and massive electoral vote appears well-deserved.