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10-17-2008 4:41 AM

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					<DIV class="snap_preview"><P>Thanks to my Mom for passing along this wonderfully corny joke…</p> <P>A blonde enters a store that sells  curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.”  The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He  shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.</p> <P>Finally she selects a lovely pink  floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blonde  promptly replies, “seventeen inches.”</p> <P>“Seventeen inches???” asks the salesman.  “That sounds very small. What room are they for?”</p> <P>The blonde tells him that they  aren’t for a room; they are for her computer monitor. The surprised salesman  replies, “but Miss, computers do not need  curtains!”</p> <P>The blonde says, “Hellllooooooooo, I’ve got Windoooooows!!!!!!!!”</p> </DIV>				</DIV>
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