*Walking can add minutes to your life.This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing Home at $7000 per month.....
*My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.. Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is.
*The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
*I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
*I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks...haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
*Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
*I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
*The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say ...'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
*If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
*I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,.....Just getting over the hill