Zen Stories: Christian Buddha said:

Maybe the point is that we don't need Bibles OR Zen teachers to find enlightenment. We already have it within ourselves.

Thanks, Chloe, for this excellent idea.

Next time one of my neighbors starts; Hi Godfrey, I was just talking to blah blah and she said that blah blah thought that blah blah should really not blah blah..... I'll break into one of these. And as my neighbor stands dumbstruck, mouth agape, I'll stroll away whistling