Froggy Went A-Courting: Funny Spoof On Internet Dating Sites


	Froggy Went A-Courting: Funny Spoof On Internet Dating Sites

ltgranny

5-2-2008 7:16 PM

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humor, online dating, internet dating, frogs, toads, funny

ltgranny says:

Funny frog photos and commentary in this parody of online dating sites. What would frogs put in their online profiles at a froggy dating site? Find out about Chi Chi Paprika, Bitsy Bottoms, Pickler the Tickler, Puffy McGraw, and Wanda Sparkles and many more in this funny spoof. Croaker karaoke, moonlit hops, and romantic dragonfly dinners are just a few of the froggy desires. This one will make you smile.

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