10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

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	10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

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4-15-2007 1:29 PM

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/9c122956-2ea3-43d6-b0ff-629a88dae938/77CD4268-2375-4864-8041-9908AEA05952/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://masalajokes.blogspot.com/2007/04/10-husbands-still-virgin.html" href="http://masalajokes.blogspot.com/2007/04/10-husbands-still-virgin.html" style="font-size: 11px;">masalajokes.blogspot.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://masalajokes.blogspot.com/2007/04/10-husbands-still-virgin.html"><DIV>A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.</DIV><BR /><DIV>On their <A href="#" class="kLink"  id="KonaLink0"><FONT color="orange"><SPAN class="kLink">wedding</SPAN></FONT></A> night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."</DIV><BR /><DIV>"What?" said the puzzled groom.</DIV><BR /><DIV>"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"</DIV><BR /><DIV>"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.</DIV><BR /><DIV>Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.</DIV><BR /><DIV>Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the <A href="#" class="kLink"  id="KonaLink1"><FONT color="orange"><SPAN class="kLink">system</SPAN></FONT></A> up.</DIV><BR /><DIV>Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.</DIV><BR /><DIV>Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.</DIV></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/77CD4268-2375-4864-8041-9908AEA05952/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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