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Meat businesscards
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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/e0d5f4a8-a7cc-48d8-b38a-1f557083214b/7685AA36-9767-4F0B-8A0C-2B234913DF9A/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.meatcards.com/" href="http://www.meatcards.com/" style="font-size: 11px;">www.meatcards.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.meatcards.com/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.meatcards.com/img/0B893228-6986-4598-903E-2A6E56548EB6" alt="Unretouched photo. The laser sears the meat, and leaves it this color." /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.meatcards.com/"><P>We start with 100% beef jerky, and <EM>SEAR</EM> your contact information into it with a <EM>150 WATT CO2 LASER</EM>.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.meatcards.com/"><P>Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. <EM>THESE</EM> business cards have two ingredients: <EM>MEAT AND LASERS.</EM></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.meatcards.com/"><P>Unlike <A target="_new" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YBxeDN4tbk" linkindex="1">other business cards</A>, <EM>MEAT CARDS</EM> will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.meatcards.com/"><P><EM>MEAT CARDS</EM> do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness <EM>CANNOT BE CONTAINED</EM> in a Rolodex.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.meatcards.com/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.meatcards.com/img/BA476EF4-6DE0-42E9-9FEE-6D4AB9785383" alt="The Finished Product" /></div></blockquote><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/images/clip-icon.gif" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tikaro/3507620022/in/set-72157617689295071/" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tikaro/3507620022/in/set-72157617689295071/" style="font-size: 11px;">www.flickr.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tikaro/3507620022/in/set-72157617689295071/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.flickr.com/img/0BEB7084-4125-44AD-AB2C-9ECF37BD5D02" alt="Giant Slab Jerky by tikaro." /></div></blockquote><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/clip-icon.gif" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tikaro/3507625942/in/set-72157617689295071/" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tikaro/3507625942/in/set-72157617689295071/" style="font-size: 11px;">www.flickr.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tikaro/3507625942/in/set-72157617689295071/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.flickr.com/img/B49F43AC-904E-4FE6-9B9C-2AEE6D26FFE4" alt="Closeup of one card by tikaro." /></div></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;"> </td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/7685AA36-9767-4F0B-8A0C-2B234913DF9A/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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