Analogies they are not


	Analogies they are not

skwirlinator

10-31-2007 7:00 PM

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analogies, funny, humor, poor teachers

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10-31-2007 11:55 PM

skwirlinator

Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

LOL

11-1-2007 2:17 AM

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