"Today's golfers have equipment we never dreamed about. But I guess our clubs were a lot better than when Bobby Jones played the game."

When the farting questions came back around Palmer told about Sam Sneed's hay fever and the roaring sneezes he tried to suppress and would fart instead.

"You want to get tickled so you can hardly hit the next shot, you hear a muffled sneeze and a roaring fart both!"