Jesus vs. Satan: Who's the better programmer?


	Jesus vs. Satan: Who's the better programmer?

ArghDangIt

12-5-2006 9:28 PM

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jesus, humor, religion, computer, internet, satan, joke

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12-15-2006 10:20 AM

frenette

My whole life had to be rebooted and Jesus has been saving the good stuff I've done and delete the sin for over 30 years!

12-15-2006 1:22 PM

TheCatWhisperer

*gag*

12-15-2006 4:06 PM

frenette

Cat
Don't mock what you don't understand! (~

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    programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to
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    furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours
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    visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power
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    Jesus fared any better." </p> <P align="left">Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in
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    Satan is astonished. </p> <P align="left">He stutters, "B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet
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