Foreign signs in English (SOOO funny!)


	Foreign signs in English (SOOO funny!)

hotshot98195

8-25-2007 7:52 PM

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signs, foreign

hotshot98195 says:

This is sooooo funny! Make sure you read where it's from (the little print).

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8-26-2007 1:51 AM

mesmer

I liked the zoo one lol

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