Nuddhism - The Latest Spiritual Import From The Mystical East


	Nuddhism - The Latest Spiritual Import From The Mystical East

Jorjor

1-7-2008 9:00 PM

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religion, humor, hudism, naturism

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Critics call it nihilistic, while advocates admire its minimalism. One opponent addressed a Nuddhist gathering by saying, "If God had meant us to be naked, we would have been born that way." After being laughed off the beach, he hasn't been heard from since.

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