7 Military Weapons You Won't Believe They Actually Built


	7 Military Weapons You Won't Believe They Actually Built
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6-6-2009 9:03 AM
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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/174fe4ba-e4d5-4b04-aa53-ffcbb7905d0b/73AAFF58-E6BD-48E8-AAB5-5F587C939197/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.cracked.com/article_17366_p2.html" href="http://www.cracked.com/article_17366_p2.html" style="font-size: 11px;">www.cracked.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17366_p2.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.cracked.com/img/C14A6536-845A-40A5-AAF2-F94BA9D8FE4D" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17366_p2.html"><DIV class="Title">#1. </DIV>
<DIV class="Title2"> Cannon-scooter </DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17366_p2.html">Ever feel the need to combine the intimidation of a big-ass cannon with the utter laughability of a scooter? </blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17366_p2.html"><DIV class="Title">#2. </DIV>
<DIV class="Title2"> One-Wheel Tank/Ball Tank </DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17366_p2.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.cracked.com/img/16A93E14-BA01-43BA-9AA2-11F7F4BA7DDD" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17366_p2.html"><FONT size="1">The look <EM>and</EM> aiming ability of a testicle.</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17366_p2.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.cracked.com/img/B002910A-BA4F-4F1A-A84D-DE4F9F671BAB" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17366_p2.html"><DIV class="Title">#3. </DIV>
<DIV class="Title2"> GE Quadruped </DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17366_p2.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.cracked.com/img/11866F80-D365-46DE-A35D-0ED046541B04" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17366_p2.html"><P>Enter Big Dog, the U.S. Army's modern prototype robot-mule, currently being tested in Afghanistan. </P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17366_p2.html"><div align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/W1czBcnX1Ww&hl=en&fs=1" height="329" width="400" wmode="opaque" quality="high" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></div></blockquote><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/images/clip-icon.gif" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.cracked.com/article_17366_7-wtf-military-weapons-you-wont-believe-they-actually-built.html" href="http://www.cracked.com/article_17366_7-wtf-military-weapons-you-wont-believe-they-actually-built.html" style="font-size: 11px;">www.cracked.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17366_7-wtf-military-weapons-you-wont-believe-they-actually-built.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.cracked.com/img/B63DC6A7-8368-4D54-B9EF-90695E58717D" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17366_7-wtf-military-weapons-you-wont-believe-they-actually-built.html"><DIV class="Title">4. </DIV>
<DIV class="Title2"> Flying Aircraft Carrier </DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17366_7-wtf-military-weapons-you-wont-believe-they-actually-built.html"><FONT size="1">The "XF" stands for "This plane looks like a turd."</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17366_7-wtf-military-weapons-you-wont-believe-they-actually-built.html"><DIV class="Title">#5.</DIV>
<DIV class="Title2"> Nazi Jetcopter </DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17366_7-wtf-military-weapons-you-wont-believe-they-actually-built.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.cracked.com/img/50C8ACDA-F684-4176-8CB4-8A686BD2BD97" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17366_7-wtf-military-weapons-you-wont-believe-they-actually-built.html">Hitler looked at the package of bad assery, and decided that the whole thing just wasn't quite crazy enough. And so the Nazis decided to spice things up with a bunch of ramjet engines. 
</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17366_7-wtf-military-weapons-you-wont-believe-they-actually-built.html"><DIV class="Title">#6. </DIV>
<DIV class="Title2"> Russian Tsar Tank </DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17366_7-wtf-military-weapons-you-wont-believe-they-actually-built.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.cracked.com/img/3A9521FD-0819-4A28-A63F-FCB86D44DE90" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17366_7-wtf-military-weapons-you-wont-believe-they-actually-built.html">Push-mower blades or not, enemy soldiers will shit at the sight of this crazy bastard coming towards them. And then, you know, <EM>step out of the way.</EM></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17366_7-wtf-military-weapons-you-wont-believe-they-actually-built.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.cracked.com/img/CD3153D6-8F07-4303-A611-DACF26E08AE8" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17366_7-wtf-military-weapons-you-wont-believe-they-actually-built.html"><DIV class="Title">#7.</DIV>
<DIV class="Title2"> Corkscrew Tank </DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17366_7-wtf-military-weapons-you-wont-believe-they-actually-built.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.cracked.com/img/77A3AE5F-57A8-4074-AF76-1B48DE9F09F2" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17366_7-wtf-military-weapons-you-wont-believe-they-actually-built.html">"Damnit, they found our one weakness: <EM>Anything that isn't snow.</EM>"</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17366_7-wtf-military-weapons-you-wont-believe-they-actually-built.html">Sometimes wheels just aren't cool enough for a military vehicle. Tanks have treads, hovercraft have... hoverers and the corkscrew tank screwed.</blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/73AAFF58-E6BD-48E8-AAB5-5F587C939197/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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