Vatican Bans Erections On Sundays


	Vatican Bans Erections On Sundays

foxyarse

10-3-2009 12:50 PM

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The pope was then interrupted by howls of laughter from the men and women of the press corp. Even all the nuns attending the press conference burst out laughing. The pontiff frowned, and left the stage with a beet-red face.

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10-11-2009 5:02 AM

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That's difficult because an erection in a healthy male can be automatic due to his perception at any given time.

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