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	20 things not to say in a job interview

boozich

3-5-2008 12:54 AM

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15 "My work ethic is so strong, it's practically Asian."
16 "Is Jesus considered a personal reference?"
17 "What in the hell is this Microsoft Word everyone keeps talking about?"
18 [Winking.] "Why, I have no idea how that $10 bill just appeared on your desk."
19 "Funny, everyone who reads my résumé always homes right in on the manslaughter."
20 "Let's just cut to the chase: Who and where is the office slut?"

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