Man's Genitals GLUED by THREE scorned LOVERS


	Man's Genitals GLUED by THREE scorned LOVERS

leevardi

8-4-2009 5:24 PM

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leevardi says:

Tried to come up with a punch-line...but I'm lost for words

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8-4-2009 5:32 PM

wiccantexan

"Watch out, Charlie, Rose has gathered a posse!"

(for fans of "2 1/2 Men")

8-4-2009 5:46 PM

smellydiaper

very simple punchline. Being a male i know..
"Ouch ! THAT HURTS !

Also a very bad time to get excited.

8-4-2009 6:11 PM

thisnamecantbetaken

Hmmm, well I wouldn't have glued it to his stomach.
No, I would have stretched it and tucked it in real tight underneath. The next time the lyin', cheatin' dawg had an erection, then I could literally and with vengeful pleasure yell "SCREW YOU, YOU ASSHOLE"!! .

(Pardon my French)

8-4-2009 7:39 PM

leevardi

as the saying goes...."never piss on your own door-step"

8-7-2009 9:59 PM

tanyamm

That's just funny!

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