"The gender verification test is an extremely complex procedure," said a spokesman, "The investigations will take some days or weeks, and I'm not a doctor to give a conclusive answer as to his or her gender."

The track and field sensation had a good laugh at that one. "Just cop a feel!" he said. "You'll have all the verification you need."

"ball bearings and a stick shift"
but seriously, running with it tucked? ouch!